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 26.03.2012
A summit will be held in Vladivostok in six months. For the sake of two days of its conduct, so that there would be anyone to live in the erected Potemkin village, the federals did not let go of selling the buildings of the three main universities located in the center of the city, and forcing the unemployed teachers to pack their suitcases. They did not build housing on the island. The summit will yield billions in 600, with this money a new Vlad could be rebuilt. But so many worthy people took part in the crucifixion that they forgot about the teachings. They will have to drive from autumn to work for 10-20 km on traffic jams and a tall narrow bridge, swirling from the wind. During stormy days, the bridge will be closed so that the machinery does not blow. The ferry on such days also does not go, so there is a real chance to stay on the island.

When this simple thought gradually became the masterpiece of the university staff, another thought flooded in the air – but now we’re going to wander to this island for that salary! And then the presidential initiative was born - let the employees build their own housing there for their own money, and we will sell them land on preferential terms. Recently there was a meeting of the Rectorate, at which the relevant resolution was dealt with. Received: 10 thousand teachers and staff who are now working on the island if they do not run away.

Point 1 - give the land only to teach! Reduced the target audience to 3 thousand with a tail.
Point 2 - only having a 5-year experience! Young people, graduate students, and invited professors from other cities. But the local starters are still on track. For them, the following point is invented, the most mysterious:
Point 3: Do not let those who already own the land! The fact is that any normal predecessor of middle and older age has the property of a land plot. But a few hundred potential candidates for island land may have not yet been reached by these three points. It was invented for them.
Paragraph 4 - the right to buy land has only citizens already in the social row for housing! In order to get into this line, you have to prove your poverty very strongly.

And so on, there are lots of points. In general, when they predicted how many employees are entitled to build housing on the island with the support of this resolution, there were five people. But they just don’t have the money for that...
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1203/o120325.html#13
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