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 27.03.2012
I went to visit friends in Georgia. He gave his parents very clear and clear instructions about his company.
It should be enabled once a day.
Connecting the Internet
Wait about 3-4 hours (I am obliged to update one base)
No need to turn off the computer. Turn off yourself.

I ask: have you understood?I go, I go, I come back in a month, I walk in the yard, and I feel something happened.
I will go, parents-Hai!, and they, like guilty children, are both sitting on the couch - they are silent and so rooobko-robko on me. I go into the room, no comp. O_O

Where is Compton?? to
“Son, you, the main thing is to calm down now. You wrote what to do. I did not clarify. Who to call? Well, we called the neighbor... like him... Tole... he came, without asking anything, took the computer and took it.
Where are you fucking???? to
How to Connect to the Internet...
Your Alcatel is finished!! The only thing he connects to is the bartender system in the nearest beer bar!

We did not talk for a week.
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