List of tasks per day:
Hire two detectives to watch each other.
Ride in the elevator and talk to the entering "I think you wonder why I gathered you all here?"
Make a vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayonnaise bowl. There is in public.
Becoming a teacher. Make a test where all the correct answers "B". Watch the reaction.
Run into the store shouting "What is the year?". Hearing the answer to run out with a scream "It worked!and "
Buy a horse, name it "Come first" and participate in racing.
Invite someone to your office, turn on a chair and say mysteriously "I was waiting for you..."
Change your name to Simon and talk about yourself in the third person.
Buying a poppy. Learn to pronounce "Help! I was turned into a puppy!and "