How cool to say, recently burned my friend's grandfather, he is a poet and doesn't know anything about slash and yaoi. Unlike us.
Thoughts are transmitted at a distance.

The Queen lived in wealth and glory.
The king loved her gently.
Sometimes in the green garden.
I went with my beloved wife.
She turned her eyes away from him.
She had a pig in her heart.
Letters and gifts sent to him.
In response he was rejected.
That young man was fascinated by freelance.
I liked Paco so much!
High and thin with a long sword.
You will give him everything in the world!
But he avoided the talk of the evil,
The song is "O-la-la!"
Creation of corrupt gay curly
He loved the King gently.

I am in shock or...