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 30.03.2012
A friend decided to fulfill a long-time girl's dream in Thailand, riding an elephant. I beat my girlfriend so it wasn’t so bad together. A male fell in turn. The vigilant friends were afraid to sit on him - such a brutal, real macho. Specifically persuaded a couple of tourists from Germany, who walked ahead, to give in to the elephant. The guys kindly agreed and guided the girls with predatory looks in the style of "You are fantastic!" At first, everything went well - the elephant walks, the girlfriends crack, the photographer in the bushes jumps, well, the guys from behind crack. But on the descent to the muddy river, the elephant bended into a seductive posture. The elephant could not withstand and immediately took control of it. The boys were stunned by an elephant face. In the back and somewhere far above, the Germans stumbled.
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