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 31.03.2012
300 Spartans (Made in China)

My job is like a job, it’s even more dangerous.
I work as a marine anti-pirate.
They drowned recently on a Chinese ship following through the Gulf of Aden, past the shores of Somalia.
Two days remained before entering the pirate hazard zone, so all the necessary preparations were planned.
During the revision of the future citadel, I notice crafted metal shields and long sharpened metal bars.
It turned out that the ship's captain took action, and in the event of the absence of us, the anti-pirates, gave instructions to the sailors to prepare for a possible repulsion of the attack.
The idea was brilliant and simple - to stand on the roof of the ship with metal shields in the manner of the Spartans, and arming the pics, not to let black gentlemen get on board.
They played a training alarm, according to which the entire crew of the ship hid in the citadel.
Worked very well.
And we, the anti-pirate team, at the same time, fired weapons, hanging targets on the same metal shields.
When 25 Chinese sailors saw the condition of the shields, the captain was barely lynched.

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