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 30.12.2007
Tanya
How was the morning?

Igor
It is disgusting! Considering that you broke your leg in the morning, two hours before the start and all the aunts refused to play snowmen!

Igor
I pulled the little boy out of the house, forced our florist to work on him.

Tanya
It must have been a beautiful girl! You have a thin...

Igor
Yes it is nice. Just read what the first-class wishes of Santa Claus. by Fuck! Every second fool writes: "Father Christmas, turn the Snowmen back into a girl, or she says that her eggs are frozen in such a pale half-sleeve."
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