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 05.04.2012
I am a smoker (I am 24 years old) and my colleague (she is 48 years old). My husband is married four times and I have never been there. A colleague tells about his first marriage: "I was 19 years old, I call my mother and tell her I won't come overnight. My mother’s question: Why? My colleague replied: yes, mom, this is the case, I got married yesterday..." I come home from work in the evening and tell this story to my mom. Mom says "and what, I would be glad, at least somebody will take you!"((
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