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 07.04.2012
I agreed with a friend to meet in the subway, so that she handed me the keys of the house. She rushed, so they agreed clearly: a small station, the first car, a shop. I sit and wait. Then the picture: the train comes in, a blonde jumping out of the first door on the chicks (friendship you bite), putting my keys in the hand (from the side as if she just touched me, like in a confidence conversation) and knocking back into the same door. I immediately smile widely, get up and go to the opposite side of the perron. The surrounding area! Fuck you fucking! She flew out of the car, gave happiness and disappeared.
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