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 09.04.2012
She: I hate the bull that lives within me.
To keep her quiet, she needs to fuck her more often.
How is it interesting to fuck her?
Do you want to tell the process?
She: Well, it’s interesting to be honest, she lives in the brain.
He: Well, with you, and what else?
She: she wakes up on other occasions, such as buying new boots.
He: Well, wake her up with new boots, and then fucking.
She is: her! Then I’ll just think about shoes :)
He: I watched the discovery show about the creation of the universe yesterday, it was much easier there.
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