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 09.04.2012
U: For me, Katyusha did a marathon on “Summertime.” I resisted, but she, you know, is all in the pot.
Y: No well! You have already imagined how you water all the gallows.
U: No, I was a spider, she’s in the pot. So, it is all for you.
A briefly. The third part was clearly written in co-authorship with the man: to strangle a poor girl so that the bed is in the hole, herself in the blueprints, and then, having learned that she is pregnant, to drag on an abortion, calling the child "that" - it is somehow not a woman's dream, it is exactly the man wrote.
Misunderstanding (well, not about vampire wolves, this is the genre): 1. Jacob and Bella are 16-18 years old. What joke do they talk like two elderly philologists about Shakespeare? 2nd Shoes and trousers of wolves are drawn under the skin?
If you become a vampire, you get a bonus – permanent makeup. Bella turns, and there are shadows, scars, eyelids expanded, plus contact lenses...
Become a vampire – get as a gift lenses of the color of bloodthirsty diarrhea!
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