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 02.06.2008
It was in 2001, in Primorye. The town of Spassk-D. There was our

part of. The city itself is surrounded by a swamp, which due to the availability of our technology

It was called “locator”. Beautiful place - leafy forest, night lights

Therefore, the officers often frightened the beast with two backs in the barrel.

The wheels. But the metal bombers were drawn to her by no means for romance,

So I had to keep my ear tight.

I entered the service engineer, I look at the telephone, suddenly I find out that the lights

I quit smoking, and I want to smoke, despite approaching midnight. decided

Walk to the station where there was calculation, lights, tea. of arms –

power cable and pathlight providing due to

ACB age 30 seconds of light. Trail of the forest and

Suddenly I hear a voice from the left. The cells were then in Primorye.

Luxury, so I had to rely on myself.

I crawl through the bushes to the gap, where lights and shadows flash.

I stopped at the very end and I see: they stand in a circle who in what gender

18-25-year-old freezes in the amount of 12-15, three to four candles lit

in the hands. In the center of some hippie in black shakes his hands, and in his legs

It’s a box from where the long “mime” comes from. All this personal

non-traditional religious concession under the direction of the "director" of something

He grumbled unclearly, and then shouted, like, “Come to us, Prince of the World.

This is!” Stretching his hands toward the sky.

Looking back, I make a decision in accordance with the order of the officer

You can stop the ugliness – head up!” I make a dough,

I direct the lamp to the face, pull out of the bushes half accurately

near the ear of the nearest and with a whispering cry, “Are you calling?”

I give light...

The reaction is incomprehensible: screams of horror, smell in the air and a crack of broken ones

The Bushes. Poland is empty.

The epilepsy. The black cat survived by taking the clique Satanist.

It was revealed the fact of the theft by the surrounding peasants of the coil wire on this

The fence area.
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