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 17.04.2012
xxx: We enter a new apartment, mostly everything is equipped, but there are no curtains (and therefore curtains) yet. Instead, we use a pad that we safely clog when closing the windows and the balcony.
We are in love, the process is at the height, then we both turn our heads to the window - the bench does not hang. And at home, I will tell you, they are located close, against each other...
My jumps out of the bed and absolutely on the machine issues : "To see the continuation send a text to the number 555...".
YYYY: You already have it on YouTube???
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