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 18.04.2012
I eat in the bar.
Go to the table a guy 18 years old and a beautifully dressed woman over 30, both with pads
Flying reference: "Dude shit, I'm you in the mouth in the nose and so on,
I don't like you - you change me into an old lady, the fucking" turns the pad
A woman in her hands and runs away.
I sit quietly, after 5 minutes they bring another bowl and silently eat
And the phrase:"Mom, well that’s probably the best compliment!"
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