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 20.04.2012
from ZH:
Today, a guy suddenly enters the office with a bold and determined face.
and immediately:
How to talk to the management?
The management of the business, what are you talking about?
- I am from criminal investigation, - shows the certificate. Give your boss’s mobile.
I called the boss and gave him a mobile number. He went out into the yard, held talks there for a while, so that we didn’t hear.
Everyone has a point to zero, everyone recalls convulsively - who crossed the street on the red light, who accidentally struck the passing person and did not notice if there are few cases...
He returns satisfied. It turned out that we had a sample calendar hanging on the wall, where a photo of his daughter got. He wanted to buy it.
The calendar was given to him.
It remains unclear why during the visit the courtyard was not blocked by OMON, and a pair of gas grenades did not fly into the windows.
Source: http://bash.im
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