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 26.04.2012
The benefits of advanced technologies.
Our boss has two weaknesses - buying fresh technical lotions, even if they are not needed, and looking after the staff. For this reason, veterans have long not written anything at the workplace either by mail or in aske, and by telephone are not especially distributed - Stirlitz, shorter.
Not so long ago, in order to improve everything, the entire staff moved to thin clients, and there is no screw in the car, no flash drive or drive to move.
The data in the process of work is stored on a remote server behind the bug, the local server only for the software.
And here with someone the boss scandalized, and came the Goblins and Goblins, presented the papers and took all the systems. After a while they call - we can't load the car - come, say, say the password. The headquarters went out and raised a scandal - they said, screws were stolen from all the cars! The case, the statements to the prosecutor’s office, the menta shattered.
Morality: Knowledge of the game, even the Goblins need.
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