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 30.04.2012
by Valeria:
I’ve had a shock today.)
I have never heard of such street proposals.)
I sit on the bench, the guy (looking like a typical botanist: pants under the chest with a belt, a filled shirt, glasses...) approaches and says:
Can I sit?
– No
I want to meet, can I?
and no!
Could I fuck you?

Fuck the fuck!! And he takes sharply away.
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