The Captain: Ahah
Yesterday I was amused by the story of my three-born sister.
She is 22, and she has been in America for two months. This is what Homo says.
She lived a few days in Hollywood with seven Australian idiots. They once stumbled hard, and one of them was completely foolish. Well, she felt pity on them, said, say, let’s get a corner of ladies.
They began to scream that you Russians were totally stupid coal to eat. She explained to them that it was not stone coal, but wood, specially burned, processed, etc.
In short, everyone refused, and the one who had the worst of all accepted.
Well, she returns in the morning, looks - all fucking dead absolutely, and the one who took, such a cucumbers, enjoys life. And all the others immediately stood up to her in line for coal XDD
Then the legend went on, saying, it is clear why the Russians are so crazy, they have magical coal.