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 05.05.2012
Sergey: there's no work, I haven't done it in 2 days... and I want to have it all off :) I want to do it ))))
Zlodeyy: I have to bring the materials tomorrow. I can take the loading. Saab for the evening.
Zlodeyy: 8th floor and lift off
Zlodeyy: You will like it.
Zlodeyy: 60 bags of patchwork, 50 dry mixture, on the inflatable has not yet decided. But I think bags 60-70
Are you paying a jump?
Zlodeyy: 500r
Sergey: No, I will die from this... 8 floors... they are 50 kilos?
Zlodeyy: Tasty of 30
Sergey: in two days might and drag would)))but why buried yourself so?)))
Zlodeyy: the rest by 50))
500g for a bag
Sergeant is coming?
I figured like...nothing works.
Zlodeyy is ugu.
Zlodey: but on condition
Sergeant: With which one?
Zlodeyy: one and time 8 hours
1 bag for 8 hours.
Sergey: I thought you would ask what besides the bag in your hands, you would still sit on your back.
Zlodeyy : No.
Zlodeyy: 8 hours
Zlodeyy: if you beat the car a gift.
What if the monument died?
If not, I will sell the spare parts. and you.
Sergey: Roughly speaking...175 bags...divided into 8 hours...
23 bags per hour
The 8th floor...
1 bag in 2 minutes
The 8th floor.
Go to the ass.
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