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 08.05.2012
Children’s bed, manufactured by SCV-Company.
When assembling this device, I remembered all the matte words and invented a couple of new ones.
1st Instructions for writing binoculars-PTUst for aliens
2nd When trying to find anything about the assembly of this model in the internet, only posts of the type "man and neighbor began to collect a bed and went to drink for a week".
Three The marking on the details and in the instructions do not coincide in principle.

Results of collection:
- for the final assembly lacks eight M6X50 screws, I will try to buy tomorrow
Four holes had to be drilled. The details did not fit in the places intended for them.)
- 3 times had to clean the garbage from the holes with a knife, 2 times to drill out
- the black spot from the garbage was misunderstood for the marking, now in the bottom of the box one left hole (the marking as it turned out there is not provided)
- there was no extension of the attachment of the divided parts of the box, but I hit from the first time
- especially want to note the fixation of the bottom in the position "for newborns". It is necessary to hold the back of the bed with three limbs in the wheel. position and twist the screws to the ass at 1/3 of the turn at a time. (Around 8 hours have passed)
- delivered the phrase in the instructions, literally: "Fixing directing to the side wall of the commodity in the second hole of three with the help of self-cutting"

Plus: I’ve never had such a technical quest.
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