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 11.05.2012
[12:12:04] Alexei: I’m so upset and there’s not a single lizard around.
[12:23:22] Anton: I’ve long noticed that you have extraordinary business abilities. Entrepreneurial determination and persistence in achieving results. reluctance to tolerate injustice and passively work on the uncle.. transfer to the phone 50 rubles to continue...
[12:25:11] Alexey: already... continue.
[12:27:14] Anton: You see the situation unstandardly and make the right decisions intuitively. You support close friends in their endeavors, which characterizes you as a person of a broad soul, and not only of high intelligence... (for 100 rubles I can write everything with crying signs. Three thousand subscriptions per month.
[12:28:42] Alexey: I am interested in subscribing to audio-visualization.
[12:29:25] Anton: with a trip to the client?
[12:29:57] Alexei: In some cases, an escort will be required.
[12:30:31] Anton: Well, it is more expensive, there is still devoutly to look and kick in time. and this needs a psychologist with higher education and knowledge of modern psychotechnics
[12:31:12] Alexey: how much is 3 500? by 3750? Name any amount.
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