After the performance in the famous St. Petersburg Alexandrinsky Theatre (formerly the theatre of St. Petersburg). Pushkin) also went the famous actor Nikolai Simonov. Suddenly, a healthy guy approached him and, breathing the smell of garlic and vodka pepper, politely addressed him:

Nikolai Konstantinovich, let me talk to you.

Simonov responded with a strong rejection. Then the upset boy (but it was a thirty-year-old uncle) replied:

- Ah, Nikolai Konstantinovich, but you kissed me in the ass!

It is easy to imagine the anger of Simonov. The militia. The Protocol. Representatives of the law, of course, stood up in defense of the great artist. Then the accused pulled out of some secret pocket in a cotton bathtub, tremendously unfolded it and presented a frame from the film “Peter 1”, released in the 32nd year (now in court - 69 years!When the king, whose role was brilliantly played by Simonov, happy with the birth of the heir, raises the child high above his head for general observation and deliciously kisses him in the appetizing butt. Everything was right. Thirty years have passed. Simonov was a man with a genuine sense of humor – the world was restored.