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 22.05.2012
I'm a loaf in your parade, I'm an inscription in your elevator!
XXX I'm a little bit in your keyboard
XXX I’m in your cup.
XXX I show on your trousers
I have nails on your feet.
XXX I'm a puppy in your hallway
XXX I wear your shirt.
XXX is black.
YYY: I’m a client who calls at 18:30 on Friday and says something needs to be done urgently.
xxx I am a director requiring an annual report immediately after the customer call on Friday at 18-30
yyy I am the favorite woman who, five minutes later, asks URGENT to come to her.
I am friends who call for beer right after a woman
I'm half a bottle of whiskey suddenly found on the table right after all this
Yyy, I’m a neighbor who says you’re flooding him.
I am the evacuator driver who steals your car.
xxx I am a firefighter who stands next to the driver of the evacuator
I'm a fool with an iPhone that takes it all.
XXX I TP in the window where you came to take your car
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xxx I'm at the window, which tells him how these pidders took the car not by law
xxx I am a hookup who stops you on a newly picked car and finds out what documents you put in there
I am the beloved woman who calls during hysteria with this haishnik and says - sunny, and how do I, you, don't want to see me?
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