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 26.05.2012
The Birth:
It is suggested to "draw" the child to light and warmth. To do this, you need to put a cold heater on the stomach, and a warm one between the legs. And provide a bright light source in the perineal zone. It is expected that the baby will strive for warmth and light, and the delivery process will begin. You can also turn on “inviting” music in the vagina.
The Birth:
Mendelssohn’s March and the Lighthouse in Pi? Did I understand everything correctly?
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