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 27.05.2012
The guy I like will call the house with his friends to sit down, drink a beer (don’t think of anything nasty!I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, but I still want to go there.

Fuck, is it okay that you’re playing? Boochie boys hang on the cottage, and they call you to come to them alone, hang up and drink. You will come, there I am sure, there is a fun friendly atmosphere, and they just sat down, played the monopoly, had fun, and here are such: "Let's call Natashka, she is such a fun girl and knows so many cool funny stories. Fuck, she is a true friend and companion to all of us, and they also say that she plays a good monopoly. Everyone decided to call you. You will come, you will play monopoly, you will tell anecdotes, then the guys will go out and take you to a taxi and you will go home. And then on Twitter you will write how you played the monopoly together... Just don’t forget the photo. You can take pictures at the table.
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