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 28.05.2012
Oh my dream today!

I was riding a scooter somewhere.
Before refuelling, I have a scooter, and I think "Blondine fucking, on the light from the fourth transmission touched"(on the scooter I have 4 transmission, it turns out)
Nothing to do, have to push the scooter to refuelling, there A92 will be refuelled (will be refuelled if it stung due to the non-existent transmission?)
On the way I meet a family couple who asks me where the baths are here (subconscious, what are you doing at all?)
We are three friends. I leave a pair in the cafe, saying that I buy a cooked cake, I said, then I will come, eat it dumb and greedy, and then quickly move toward the bus station (!Because I’m on the train!Yes, from the bus station on the train. With a scooter. Which stung because I forgot to switch the light on the neutral. We need to fill up gasoline. Eat a swallow. Problems with the brain?
But! This is not surrealism!
I will approach the driver, pull out my home table, pull off his leg, and ask him to put the chair down for ten rubles.
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