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 02.06.2012
I went to work in another city, where my girlfriend lives. Well, in general, in the evening I go to the pharmacy, take contraceptives, calculated, I am going to leave, the seller begins to pair the discount card of their pharmacy. I tell her like I’ll leave tomorrow and not the fact that I’ll ever come back. The seller looks at the package of condoms for a long time, then on me and gives out: "Well, you are here with someone, give her a card."
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