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 03.06.2012
History at the Technical Faculty. A young and harmful preacher and student who tried to get a bill yesterday:
Q: Name the three branches of state power in Russia.
C: Well there is Parliament... a long torment.
Q: Zika, are you drinking during the week?
I said I’m drinking.
P: That doesn’t justify you. It explains everything, but does not justify it.
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