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 03.06.2012
I slept two hours at night. I decided to shut up during the day. I fall asleep, comes a SMS about the company's car shares. I send you a message: "Let you go naked with your shame. The car is crazy and you are crazy.
Z is. Bishop of Bishop" Sorry, it didn’t go away, as an anonymous number. Calling and dialogue:
My name is Michael, how can I help?
I got your mail!
I will do everything...
I fall asleep pleased, as at this moment comes on the other cell phone the same SMS. Please call Michael. The dialogue:
You have choked in five minutes.
The phone calls wake me up.
Are there any more phones in the apartment?
Why Why?
I will cancel mailing to your phones in advance.
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