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 08.06.2008
She: I want to buy myself a Mazda, here's a link, how much will I have to spend on it a month, if I drive 10 kilometers there and back before work, tell me exactly!

He: Sunny, if you are still afraid to drive with purchased rights without a drop of experience, then you will not spend a penny on it, and if you suddenly risk, then probably not less than a couple of thousands and not more than a dozen million, I don't know.

What are the 10 million!!! I don’t have so much, no one has so much!! to

He says, “That’s you, and you’ll explain to the owner of the messengers.
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