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 10.06.2012
>>... arrives rescue swirls jump rescue in the water with great difficulty sails to a woman who is almost going to the bottom and gives such a phrase -GOD DAY MADAM!........ pickup master bleat, maybe he would still there in the ocean offered her to dinner<<

I would suggest if needed. This is extreme psychology, friends. Rescue workers are specially trained. Imagine a similar situation: you drown, you say goodbye to life, all in hysteria, - and suddenly from the sky a cute girl jumps to you in the water and is interested: "You miss you, young man?" Heaven would have forgotten at all about the storm and the accident, and that in the water you talk to your ears. Thus...

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