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 17.06.2012
I met Zen and got married.
Q: Did you eat?
The new bush has struck my cynical brain. For all the time of work, today asked me to come for the first time - the banking gate did not start. While I was forging, she was standing behind her back and recording something. At my silent question, she gently smiled and said she didn’t want to bother me once more without a matter if it happened again. I am constantly busy. For the first time I was ashamed in the Bukhov Terrarium, I almost constantly create the kind of turbulent activity without activity. Here is a miracle. She also gave me a pack of cakes.
UUU: The insidious aliens have found a lay-out to enslave our minds. This is how we lose the best of us.
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