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 20.06.2012
I read the advertisement. "The underground farm offers! The best meat from the local producer. We grow livestock using natural conditions: 24 hours a day and 365 days a year animals are kept on pastures... Our cows have constant access to clean water from their own Artesian wells..."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah These cows do not even need to be slaughtered - in the winter they turn themselves into frozen carcasses.)
Oh yeah, it’s a clown! on the street minus 45... "and where are your animals??" "in the pa-a-astbište nach!"beep on the horns in the snow, the ice is crushed by the ended copper - suddenly where there is a piece of jagel left, mammoths undernourished. This is a rough Russian romance, shit!
After the artesian water, cows, on the move, themselves jump into the well from the tarzanka. Under the music of "mission impossible". The best meat ;)
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