I work in the international medical center as a translator, as usual - French, English. More often it is necessary to translate our "businessmen", who do not speak " in languages" narrowly. I waited a long time for it to happen and I waited!
At the appointment to the French doctor comes such, gold clocks, clothes, all things, sits down.
Doctor: - ç a well? “Good morning, how are you doing?”
Patient: No, I am a chubby.

The curtain.