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 30.06.2012
I went to the bank to pay for the apartment. It is worth two rounds of people ten, joined one. We stand still. The guy in front of me is ringing the phone. His voice is guilty:
Yes, I am already going. In the trolleybus. Yes is. already soon.
and silence. 5 minutes passed. He calls again.
and yes. I go again. In a traffic jamming... honestly in a trolleybus. I will not be angry...until now.
Everyone is smiling. Five minutes later, I call again.
and yes. Well, now, there are a few stops... Well honestly I eat in the trolleybus.
Here to him turns a man and so confident bass:
We pay for the rear floor!
Someone from the neighborhood:
I have travel.
The man again:
The young man you have!? to
A guy on the phone:
I need to get my wallet. I will soon.
For the next 20 minutes, while we were in line, no one called him anymore.)

“Bash”
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