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 03.07.2012
Once the famous operator Vladislav Opeljanz, whom everyone calls Opel, slept before the shooting change at his home. Suddenly the phone rings. And a joyful woman’s voice said to him, “One, two, three! Opel is blue!” he suddenly wakes up, is surprised and asks, “Yes, you were there at all? Stop playing!” and he throws the phone. He is called back by a woman’s voice and says, “Opel... blue... number one hundred and twenty-three... the car came after you... the taxi service... you called for the morning... no?”
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