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 07.07.2012
xxx: van, I worked there for a year, first as an internship, then as an assistant assistant, then just as an assistant, in general, "bring that, give it." Well, I was all suited, I managed to combine with the study, and they paid no money, and yet a cup. I graduated from college, came to the boss, I ask - is there a permanent place for me in the department? He shrugged his shoulders, said, the state is complete, sorry. Well no, no, I wasn't very upset, I got a good job, I gained both formal and real work experience - the firm is really good, everything was taught.
Write a summary. education, work experience killed, and then stupor - you know, with formal "works" I have seams. I asked the boss to help a little, he is an adequate man, I think he will not let go in trouble :) began to write "personal qualities", he is such "well, write... well, communicability, step-by-step, whoever wants teeth to talk. stress resistance... yeah, how did you and Ivanov cope, when the whole department had already drank valerian... yeah, this is generally possible in professional skills - conflict management. Write it up, haha. the ability to cope with non-standard tasks... organizational skills..." well in this spirit everything.
The next day I come to the personnel officers, and they are, and Vladimir Zelenich said to make an order to transfer you to the position of manager.
Shut up?
What was it at all?
yyy: "Such a cow is needed by himself".
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