Do you like to read other people’s text messages? I don’t mean, of course, your wife or husband or children – don’t go on the phone to a loved one, unless, of course, you’ve not noticed an incoming call from the Joyful Drawer. Although, you know, my acquaintance turned very cleverly – she called the lover a megaphone. He knew about it and therefore tried to send SMS of this nature. Dear subscriber of Megaphone! We are very pleased that you have been using our reliable and, most importantly, strong connection for a whole year. Assuming that you are not yet fully satisfied with the quality of our services, we offer you to participate in the "Bonus for all entries" promotion tomorrow. If you receive at least three incoming calls, each lasting at least 20 minutes, you will receive a dinner for two at the restaurant you choose. “Your megaphone.”