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 10.07.2012
XXX - And in general, I'm not such a puppy... I also have a serious crime on my conscience. A tragic whisper: I am a murderer.
Who did you bring to the grave, murderer? Have you eaten someone’s brain? (Do not be offended)
In the summer I always rested in the village. My grandfather’s dog had a girlfriend, a frog. Every night she jumped to the doorstep, sat next to the dog, and so they sat together until night.
Was the frog friends with the dog?! to
Yes, this dog was also friends with the goat, and their duck only walked in the yard with the chromed chicken. Not about that talk. One evening I jumped up the stairs and jumped right on that frog...She was sitting on the staircase, I didn’t notice her. Horror... So far, as I remember, it’s just bad done :((( The dog was so long missed, I waited for it...
It was not a frog, it was a frog! He didn’t go to the dog, he looked after you. And you have released your prince enchanted by the sandals! Oh you, grandmother, sit now alone and don’t write to me anymore. I can’t talk to the killer.
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