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 11.07.2012
A cell phone just rings, I raise up, an unknown female voice begins to say to me in a strict form:
ONA: "Come to the department immediately, take your practice report, go to the enterprise, put the stamp and bring it back! It is not too late!! Understood me?and "
I am (I think)
The second is "panic! The report! How did I forget to print? It is now to go in the heat to solve these questions ("
Second: "So I finished the universe."
(I am speaking)
"Yes, I finished the universe 3 years ago"
She: How is it...?
I: Well, that’s all, I don’t study, I have a diploma, I work.
She: Zhukov, is it not you?? to
I am: Noah!

But she scared me not bad at first.
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