The attention! and Akhtung! Scientists of Greece under the leadership of Professor Gavro O.V. The researchers identified discrepancies in the behavior of some types of headphones and experimentally obtained evidence that headphones suck human brain waves and transmit information and personal data to the Alfa Centauri orbit where they are taken by a special probe! In this regard, a red alarm is introduced and it is necessary to urgently destroy all types of headphones at your disposal - otherwise they will tell you everything! Special signs: extraterrestrial headsets have low intelligence, in connection with which they are confused when putting them in the pocket for storage!!! Colonel Matrosov, Head of the Unified Peripheral Transplanetary Center (EPTC)

And I just had to send this odmin as the answer immediately followed:
Zarkon (18:53:46 6/06/200)
It’s too late, I can’t take it off. The iPod headphones have penetrated too deeply into my ears, connected to the walls of my brain and now command me what to do.