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 12.07.2012
What to do before a date:

1st Take a shower.
2nd Wash your feet and everything else. Brushing the eyebrows.
Three Wash and lay your hair.
4 is Lie down with the mask for at least 20 to 30 minutes.
5 is Apply a makeup.
6 is Make a manicure. The color of the dress should coincide with the color of the dress.
7 is Think about clothing, including clothes (and don’t give god if it’s not coupled). And this is also a bag, gloves, shoes (should match the situation, color, style, mood and weather).
8 is Find a jewelry.
9 is Give up!

xy: You write "Let me come to you in half an hour..."
xx: a guy is enough - 1 and 9, and 2 as a bonus. Everything else should be removed and washed. Believe in my word.)
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