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 21.07.2012
What did July have for lunch?
It is: fried potatoes before yesterday, sardines after yesterday and tomatoes fresh
Thank God, tomatoes are not too late.
She: Though this is the tomato I would least worry about. In addition, while she was destroyed, brought to Moscow and sold... she knows how much time she has.
He: I just see someone breaking down a tomato and caring it carefully in his palms rushes to the station, there passes it on to the carrier, and on the pillow and the train immediately touches...
She is :)
He: and you know, the assistant machinery rushes out of the cabin, holding one hand and standing on one leg, and the other hand so moves, like faster, even faster.
She: )))))) and all the encountering trains give way to them, and the motorists, smiling a shy tear from the black cheeks of the sage, scatter the window with snow-white clothes.
He: I know why I married you.)
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