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 23.07.2012
I bought, I mean, a friend computer, need antivirus of all kinds.
Q: Listen, what is the best way to protect against viruses?
I (completely on the machine, without intention): Well, Durex or Contex, who how?
Q: Okay, thank you so far.
After half an hour, she stumbled on me with a gentle and not very matte, because the boy in the media market was so covered after the phrase: "and so that there were no viruses on the computer is better than Durex or Contex?",that he was put in order for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, I didn’t see the guy’s face, it should have been a spectacle.
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