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 25.07.2012
I agreed to meet my friends at the bar. It is located in a semi-sized room, i.e. Mobile phones do not take and find them just by calling I could not.
I come — I look — there is no place (half-dark and a lot of people, noise). I decided to stick - I approach, I ask the girl waitress / administrator:
I: Hi, I am looking for my friends idiots.
Q: (for a second thinking approaches one of the tables) These?
I: Unfortunately not.
D: There are no others (he presses his shoulders and leaves).
Later it became clear that "my fools" were there, but there were no seats and they left. And the company "tech" guys see a great change.

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