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 29.07.2012
xxx: today contributed to the recovery of youth
YYY: Did you stop drinking?
XXX is no. I go on the street, 2 students asked to buy beer, said, they will give money, wait on the street, and I will take them. I encouraged them to act more intelligently and more secretly, and suggested that I put an opaque package in the storage chamber, and give them the key, and they will open and take their beer in half an hour.
Yyy: Not a conspiracy
xxx: I go to the store, buy 2 juices for children from 0 to 3 months, and lie in a bag.
Now hope that the schoolchildren don’t remember your face, or they’ll grow up again.
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