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 30.07.2012
For the first time traveling abroad
“I am upset to the extreme! My husband and I were denied a visa at the German embassy. But that is not even the worst! Fuck that visa! But while my husband and I were interviewing, our house in the village burned! And my husband, during the meeting with the consul, was so worried that he broke the bridge and now is forced to be silent! But I will not be silent, I demand compensation for the losses suffered: for my grandmother’s house, jaw and forced labor in Germany during the Great Patriotic War!”
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