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 13.06.2008
Dara: I live in the height. Yesterday I went into the elevator, behind me was a blonde. I pressed my floor, she pressed the buttons 2 and 1. We, of course, neither up nor down... I am her girl, if you are on the second, it is easier to walk, if you are on the first, then you have already come. You will decide how...
The answer killed: I am 21, a friend of mine lives there, said that here, in the new houses, the elevator system is upgraded, that you need to pick up like a phone.

A guy from the 21st, I don't know who you are, but your girlfriend is a writer!
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