Have I heard or seen it? I do not remember.

Military unit, military inspector, terrible general. soldiers in the shelter - praporters, lieutenants-captains-major...
The general is accompanied by the commander of the unit, Colonel.
The general stops next to the lieutenant: - Remove the left boots!
The lieutenant removes the boots - on the foot of the red nose (a horrible violation of the shape of the clothes, who does not know, there should be a whore on anyone, and on any whore the officers do not "dress." Yes, I am talking about the Soviet army. The general becomes much more red than his socks and cries: “Three days of haupwatts!” Colonel: There are three days of hauptwacht!
Next is the builder.
Remove the right shoe!
I will not shoot.
General: I am ordering you to take off your right boots!
I will not shoot.
General – Colonel, announce the praporter’s excuse!
There is an excuse...