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 11.08.2012
I realized I was very lazy this morning. The alarm ringed, I turned it off and decided to shut down a little more. So I fell asleep, and I dream something, but I understand very clearly that it is all a dream. My father approaches me and says:
– Andrew, you’ll help unload the car, there are boxes... – I think so much, and I understand that I’m lazy.
“No,” I said in a dream, “I won’t help. And I went at all.
Where to?
And I wake up. And I really wake up only in order not to unload the car in my dream!
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